How to put Your Uterus Back in Place: A Guide to Ridding yourself of Depression, Anxiety, and other Unwanted Emotional States.

Symptoms of hysteria were thought to be result of wandering womb, in which the uterus would float around in the body. The cures for the following symptoms were to put the uterus back in its rightful place.

Heaviness in the limbs, Insomnia, Faintness, Irritability, Fluid retention, Heaviness in abdomen, Severe cramps, Continual sighing, Difficulty in breathing, Constriction in chest, Heart palpitations, Lump in throat, Shortness of breath, Suffocation, Headache, Clenched teeth, muscle tension, An inexplicable urge to perform rigorous activities that will help to let off steam, When one attempt to perform rigorous activities, such as shouting, one experiences and inability to do so, Wild and painful cries, Incomplete loss of consciousness, Enormously swollen neck,  Violent and tumultuous heartbeats, Involuntary locomotor muscle contractions, Frightening generalised convulsions, Violent movement, The desire to cry out in despair, Weakness of will, Craving love and sympathy, Tendency toward emotional instability, Hysterical trances lasting for days or weeks, Sexual desires, Sexual fantasies, Excessive lubrication, A tendency to cause trouble, Weak constitution, Scrofula, Indolence (laziness)

These symptoms could be caused by: City life, Bad physical and moral education, A nervous family background,The over excitement of certain feelings, Religious or other feelings of excitement, Fear,  Worry, Depression, Mental strain, Traumatism and prolonged sickness

Ways of curing these ailments were various ways of putting the uterus back in place including:


There was a form of hydrotherapy – the shooting of water directly at a patients sexual organs – which proved effective and became fashionable but was messy, expensive and was not portable. With the exploration of steam power “The Manipulator” had been invented which was a table with a cut-out area for the woman’s pelvis. A vibrating sphere driven by a steam engine then did the business. But like hydrotherapies it was not suitable for doctor’s treatment rooms.


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345. Hysterical suffocation. (Hippocrates, Diseases of Women 2.126, 123= VIII 271-3, 266 Littré. G)

(126) When the womb remains in the upper abdomen, the suffocation is similar to that caused by the purgative hellebore, with stiff breathing and sharp pains in the heart. Some women spit up acid saliva, and their mouths are full of fluid, and their legs become cold. In such cases, if the womb does not leave the upper abdomen directly, the women lose their voices, and their head and tongue are overcome by drowsiness. If you find such women unable to speak and with their teeth chattering, insert a pessary of wool, twisting it round the shaft of a feather in order to get it in as far as possible-dip it either in white Egyptian perfume or myrtle or bacchar or marjoram. Use a spatula to apply black medicine (the kind you use for the head) to her nostrils. If this is not available, wipe the inside of her nostrils with silphium, or insert a feather that you have dipped in vinegar, or induce sneezing. If her mouth is closed tight and she is unable to speak, make her drink castoreum in wine. Dip your finger in seal oil and wipe inside her nostrils. Insert a wool pessary, until the womb returns, and remove it when the symptoms disappear. But if, when you take the pessary out, the womb returns to the upper abdomen, insert the pessary as you did before, and apply beneath her nostrils fumigations of ground-up goat or deer horn, to which you have added hot ashes, so that they make as much smoke as possible, and have her inhale the vapour up through her nose as long as she can stand it. It is best to use a fumigation of seal oil: put the coals in a pot and wrap the woman up-except for her head. So that as much vapour as possible is emitted, drip a little fat on it, and have her inhale the vapour. She should keep her mouth shut. This is the procedure if the womb has fallen upward out of place …

(123) When the womb moves towards her head and suffocation occurs in that region, the woman’s head becomes heavy, though there are different symptoms in some cases. One symptom: the woman says the veins in her nose hurt her and beneath her eyes, and she becomes sleepy, and when this condition is alleviated, she foams at the mouth.

You should wash her thoroughly with hot water, and if she does not respond, with cold, from her head on down, using cool water in which you have previously boiled laurel and myrtle. Rub her head with rose perfume, and use sweet-scented fumigations beneath her vagina, but foul-scented ones at her nose. She should eat cabbage, and drink cabbage juice.


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